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A smile can mean a thousand words, but it can also hide a thousand problems.

Everyone has one ex that they don't claim.

I love getting unexpected text messages.

If you don't want me, don't fuck with my feelings.

Love is when you get butterflies just hearing his name.

Some things are just never meant to be, no matter how much we wish they were.

Treat me right or you'll be alone at night.

Your love is like a drug; something I crave, but ultimately know it's not good for me.

Kung masaktan tayo, edi masaktan. Parte ng pagmamahal 'yun, diba?

Note to Girls: Don't choose the better guy, choose the one that'll make you a better girl.

Faith makes all things possible. Hope makes all things work. Love makes all things beautiful. May you have all of the three.

Happiness comes from within, your's to have, your's to keep, your's to share.

I did not make plans to fall in love with you, but I made plans to make you happy ever since then.

I hate losing friends just because they got into a relationship.